heartbreaks:

*lies in the sun for 5 mins*

wheres my tan


straker1980:

Moms & kittens.


d0gbl0g:

bun boys 😍

d0gbl0g:

bun boys 😍


sciencetoastudent:

earthsoldiers:

earthlynation:

common sense, really

That comic strip highlights a normal way of thinking for me.

(Source: dirtyhippieproductions)


shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility


nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell


afternoobs:

thegreendeceiver:

myheartbeatsuppeople:

the ol’ razzzle dazzle

No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!

it also wouldn’t show off all the ol’ razzle dazzle

afternoobs:

thegreendeceiver:

myheartbeatsuppeople:

the ol’ razzzle dazzle

No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!

it also wouldn’t show off all the ol’ razzle dazzle

(Source: weheartit.com)


officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

(Source: officialwhitegirls)


burgerkid:

making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again

image


rokujuukyu:

Hello ppl. I have recieved a message from Paypal telling me that they acknowledged the fraud. However in the process I fell 5€ into dept and my phone bill was not able to be paid.

This month I only lived off 60 bucks for food I have nothing left.
I have a cat and 3 gerbils to…


fer1972:

The Abstract Paintings of 5-year-old autistic girl Iris Grace 

Never say “I can’t do it”!

(Source: facebook.com)


(Source: sandandglass)


(Source: plixs1)


tinsil:

evangelion 3.0: it’s [not] that complicated


shinoillustration:

雨宿り

shinoillustration:

雨宿り